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Glowing Video Game Life Bar Necklace

Life bars, the measure of one’s life in video games. This cute necklace will help you eep a tab on your HP with a lifebar that glows green. There’s a few versions of the necklace, with varying degrees...

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Adventure Time Bikini

♪ Bikini time, c’mon grab your friends. We’ll go to get very awesome tans ♪ When the sun is out and the temperatures are soaring, it’s time for adventure time on the beach. Enjoy the UVA and UVB rays...

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Metallic Lace-Up Trunks

When the temperature’s rising, it’s time to shed off the inhibition and hit the pool in style. You may consider knee length swim trunks to be too prudish and Speedos to be too overdone — but have you...

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Jeans Patterned Underwear

Perhaps one of the most comfortable thing to do on a hot day is to lounge around in your underwear. Now the timid can feel a little more at ease, with a pair of unisex underwear designed to look like a...

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Webbed Water Gloves

Just like how flippers help your feet be more effective at kicking water, these water gloves help you swim faster with it’s webbed design. Made from rubber, the Darkfin gloves helps you move greater...

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Nacho Flavored Lip Balm

There’s nothing like a night out with a beverage in one hand and a plateful of nachos in the other. But when it’s over, where will you turn to for that delicious cheesy taste? Cover those chapped lips...

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Multi-Utensil Pocket Camping Tool

Never be caught in the wild without the proper tools to eat your dinner. This 4″ (10cm) pocket camping tool is completely made of stainless steel and comes with all the tools you need to dig in to...

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Pencil Crayon Fake Gauge Earrings

Love stretching but can’t commit to ever-increasing gauges in your earlobes? With a pair of pencil crayon earrings, there’s no need to tunnel through your flesh unnecessarily. These earrings are hand...

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Color Changing Umbrella

With this umbrella, you’ll look forward to the next time it rains. When it’s sunny, the umbrella’s raindrop design is white; but when the rain begins to fall from the heavens, the umbrella droplets...

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Face Exercise Mask

At first glance, this mask looks like the love child of a Mexican wrestler and a blow up doll, but this freaky thing is designed to work out your face muscles. By working out the muscles for five...

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Fully Functioning Lighter Cufflinks

Looking good doesn’t mean you can’t be ready to set things on fire. Whether you’re at a fancy dinner or you find yourself parachuting off a plane into the woods as an international spy, these fully...

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Krang Apron

If you’ve only seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on Nickelodeon, then you’re way too young to be needing one of these aprons. That aside, those that have a place in the nostalgic hearts for the...

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Iron Man 3 Mark VII iPhone 5 Case

Whether you’re an iPhone fan or not, if you’re a fan of Iron Man, you can’t deny the awesomeness of this mobile phone case. This is a limited edition, official Marvel Iron Man 3 iPhone 5 case designed...

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Post-It Sticky Notes Watch

You had to do something, but what was it? Leave yourself a note with this Post-It Sticky Notes Watch. Just like a sticky notes pad, you can write down reminders, but unlike the little yellow square pad...

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Tie Napkin

Look sharp for dinner, even when you have a napkin stuffed down the front of your shirt. Keep your nice clothes clean and still look distinguished with a tie napkin. Slobber and lobster goop may drip...

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American Flag Sunglasses

When you’re trying to look good from sea to shining sea, you need to protect your eyes. How else are you going to spot bald eagles soaring majestically above the land of the free? Look overly patriotic...

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High Heel Protector

Garden parties are fun, but heels and grass are not the best of friends. Not only does the lawn get your heels dirty, like quicksand, you may find the back of your shoe sinking fast. Protect those...

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Glowing Hadouken Necklace

HADOUKEN! Never forget the most important (and sometimes cheap) move in the Street Fighter series of games — ⬇ ↘ ➡ + PUNCH. In the dark, the arrows glow blue and the fist glows white. The necklace...

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US Flag Stars and Stripes Fanny Pack

Be the coolest person that you know, with a fanny pack that is both functional and patriotic. This stars and stripes US flag fanny pack is made of high quality leather and features five zippered...

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Bottle Opener Ring

Forget class rings, wedding rings, or even Superbowl Championship rings. The one ring that you will ever need is this one — a bottle opener ring. With this ring you embue the powers to crack open any...

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